So you've been thinking about getting a tattoo removed for a while now. Google has brought you to youtube where you've ended up watching lots of cool videos of tattoos getting zapped by laser. Viola! All gone! That looks easy!...
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On census day PLEASE don't say you drive a Morris Minor unless you really do. Because then you're forcing the rest of us into Morris Minors whether we like it or not. And a lot of us really don't want...
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Tell me it's not just me. Are your dreams just a grey hazy fog of blurry sensation lacking in clarity and continuity? Or are they perfectly clear full-colour glossy images full of detail, like say... Inception. I need to watch...
continue readingSocial media is such a crap name. I've been dossing on the Internet since I first heard about it. Mailing lists, discussion groups, forums, usenet, whatever. Discussing common interests. Sharing links. Talking shite. Forming relationships. Meeting new friends online and...
continue readingEver see a stereotype played out to such perfection, that it's almost comical? Almost. Take this display of begrudgery for instance. Loud drunk asshole in Chipper: "So I've taken up acting, yes I'm very grand indeed". Guy from Fair City,...
continue readingI can't believe this only has 1000 or so views on youtube. Everyone should see this. Michael O'Brien unleashes a heartfelt anger on questions and answers expressing the rage that the nation are feeling. I don't think I could do...
continue readingI've officially given up shampoo. It's a load of nonsense, the short n' curlies have been doing just fine with shower gel for all this time and they're in much better condition than my head. So that's it; sayonara shampoo....
continue readingThe worst piece of user interface design that I struggle with on a daily basis; the NTL remote. It has nine number buttons, so you should be able to press one of them to see one of the first 9...
continue readingRant, rave, fume, spit. I am so sick of web sites who say they deliver to Ireland, then don't let you proceed without a valid UK postcode. This is 2008. Sort it out! Don't make me fill out a big...
continue readingWhat a plank. I'm going to arm myself with one hundred quid and go looking for him. As soon as he starts I'm going to stand up and say "I'll give 100 euro to anyone who can prove they are...
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