Cheeky little fecks

*Knock knock*

Three young wans: D’you wanna to buy a line mister?

Me: Erm, how much?

Fiver

Fiver!? What’s it for?

Erm – it’s for charidee.

Right, no sorry don’t have a fiver.

D’you have 3 euro?

Let’s see – no actually I don’t seem to have any money at the moment.

LIAR!

*SLAM*