Total protonic reversal

"Aw shit I really should’ve gone before we left that kip" said Jay. "I’m gonna burst a pipe".

"Yeah nuthin’s open, no taxis, and no public jacks for miles" said Sean "No wonder this city smells of piss".

"Next lane?"

"Too right"

If that lane was two miles away, the lads would have held on, but it wasn’t far at all and the closer they got, the more their bladders felt like a pufferfish after swallowing a bath.

They started to run but it was a funny kinda run. You know the one; more of a dance, knees knocking together, fists clenched and their foreheads sweating piss.

They made it to the top of the lane: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH". Like Lennon and McCartney, in perfect chorus. Then Johnner comes running up the Lane screaming at the top of his lungs. "N0000000000000000000000000".

"What the f….?"






"Oh for fucks sake Johhner have you been watching Ghostbusters again? You made me piss all over me jeans ya big muppet"

"Eh, sorry"


If you liked that you might like “Your number’s up mate” and “Corky

  • Reply Red Leeroy

    April 14, 2009, 3:16 pm

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  • Reply Lottie

    April 14, 2009, 3:22 pm

    That wasn’t what I had meant at all.

    But thank you, now I have a most awkward image of two girls trying to cross streams. Stop typing Lottie!

    Stop typing!!

  • Reply John Braine

    April 14, 2009, 5:57 pm

    Leeroy. I actually believe you rolled that quote straight out of your head. Worrying. Impressive. But worrying.

    >That wasn't what I had meant at all.

    Didn't think so! Was just the movie line that reminded me.

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    April 19, 2009, 12:45 am

    Tell him about the Twinky.

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    April 19, 2009, 10:39 pm

    Streams should never be crossed but then again, two guys should never be close enough taking a slash that it could even happen by accident 🙂

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