Ooh Mavis!

Overheard at the tail end of a 70th birthday party after much champagne and baileys on ice, a thirty something year old girl attempted a conspiratorial whisper in an effort to impart some new found advice to a new found friend. The resulting shout-whisper cut through an unexpected lull in the party banter:

“Get him to try it up the arse – it’s GREAT!”

To which, several elderly ladies nodded sagely. “It is indeed” they reminisced “It is indeed” while the rest of us cascaded into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.