Christ on bike.

I am never ever going to drink wine, and then beer before going to a work do that has free cocktails! Knew that was a bad idea. Deceptively potent. Sick as a dog all day. Very drunk and silly last night. Can hardly remember getting home and that never happens to me. Never get that drunk. I know I’m just hungover, I’ll get over it! but I’m racked with guilt, embarrassment and dread at what I might have done or said – but then I think the cocktails really only kicked in when I was out in the open air. Still I wish my computer could smell my breath and disconnect from the Interweb. Drunk emailing or blogging is such a bad idea, almost as bad as drinking wine beer and cocktails! Grooooooaaan.

4 Comments
  • Reply Luke

    June 30, 2007, 8:18 pm

    That sounds bad. You have the FEAR. It’s a real thirtysomething hangover phenomenon. Last time I drank wine/beer/cocktails I fell down the stairs in the Stags and woke up in hospital…

  • Reply John Braine

    June 30, 2007, 8:38 pm

    Jesus didn’t hear about that. Yeah I always get guilty hangovers these days but think I have something to feel guilty about this time!

  • Reply copernicus

    July 2, 2007, 4:33 pm

    Ha, you breached the golden rule.

    Wine then beer, don’t go near/Beer then wine, you’ll be fine.

  • Reply John Braine

    July 2, 2007, 5:16 pm

    I must memorise that I can never remember the order. Then again. I think the full mnemonic has an extra 2 lines:

    Wine then beer, don’t go near
    Beer then wine, you’ll be fine
    Unless you get your cocktails free
    Then either way you’ll be off your gee

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