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The truth about tattoo removal
So you've been thinking about getting a tattoo removed for a while now. Google has brought you to youtube where you've ended up watching lots of cool videos of tattoos getting zapped by laser. Viola! All gone! That looks easy!...
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Fish spotting
Lunch time. Full tide at Clontarf bay. Spotted lots of fish; large Roach right in against the wall swimming in couples and threesomes. Busy shoals of silvery fry trying to stay away from the Roach, and even some jumpers farther...
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Joke
Frank and Nuala hobbled out to the front of the nursing home for a smoke. And just then it started to rain. Frank pulls a condom out of his pocket that has the end cut off. "What the hell is...
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Ouch!
Haven't listened to New Forms in years but took it out recently and remebered that the CD always looks like a cartoon character who just got a kick in the nuts. Which reminds me, the icon on power buttons, always...
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Spot the frisbee
Spot the frisbee I'm waiting to catch, by leaving a letter/number comment and win a special prize. The frisbee has been digitally removed by a hoard of rare golden photoshop monkeys. NB: Special prize may be one of three dead...
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Begrudgery
Ever see a stereotype played out to such perfection, that it's almost comical? Almost. Take this display of begrudgery for instance. Loud drunk asshole in Chipper: "So I've taken up acting, yes I'm very grand indeed". Guy from Fair City,...
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WANTED: Obsessive compulsive type *addicted to cleaning*. Clean to your hearts content all day - can stay in the yard during evenings. Clean at night if desired but no hoovering or other noisy cleaning. OCD therapy sessions will not be...
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Dance wiv me
You know when you're flicking through your camera and you see two shots that were taken in quick succession and it looks like a little animation and you sit there for a while making the people dance? No!? well I'm...
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Le Cool
It's been a while since I've had any interest in gig listings filling in my inbox. But I've just subscribed to a new email weekly listing called Le Cool that's not just music; comedy, family events, movies, arty stuff and...
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Wash and go
I've officially given up shampoo. It's a load of nonsense, the short n' curlies have been doing just fine with shower gel for all this time and they're in much better condition than my head. So that's it; sayonara shampoo....
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