Frank and Nuala hobbled out to the front of the nursing home for a smoke. And just then it started to rain.
Frank pulls a condom out of his pocket that has the end cut off.
“What the hell is that for?” cries Nuala.
Frank winks “It’s a little rain mac for my Benson & Hedges” and slides it onto the cigarette while Nuala’s fag gets soaked.
So Nuala waits for the rain to clear and guides her walking frame to the chemist down the road.
“Hi Sonny, box of condoms please” says Nuala to a young guy at the counter.
“Sure, what size?”
“Oh I don’t know….” say’s Nuala confused… “As long as it fits on camel, I’ll be happy”